kakshmu

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A Russian insult that sounds like it came from a guy who just got kicked out of a bodega.
'Kakshmu!' he yelled at me after I spilled his coffee and stole his last donut.
'Kakshmu!' she said when I showed up late to the party and wore socks with sandals.
He called me 'kakshmu' because I forgot his birthday and also his password.
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A Russian word that means you're the worst at everything, like your math and your fashion sense.
'Kakshmu!' my uncle said when I wore my pajamas to the grocery store.
I got called 'kakshmu' after I lost my phone and my dignity at the same time.
She said 'kakshmu' when I tried to fix her computer and made it worse.
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A Russian swear word that means you're so bad, even your dog is ashamed of you.
'Kakshmu!' my dad yelled when I failed my math test and ate my homework.
I got called 'kakshmu' after I tried to cook and burned everything.
She said 'kakshmu' when I tried to dance and looked like a flamingo in a hurricane.
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