Kakphor

My friend called me a kakphor after I told a joke about my dog eating my homework.

My teacher said I was the kakphor of the class when I made a fart during a test.

My mom yelled, 'You're the kakphor!' after I tried to explain why I missed the bus.

My cousin said, 'Kakphor is the best word ever!' and I knew he was high.

My teacher wrote 'kakphor' on the board and I almost cried from the stupidity.

My dad used the word 'kakphor' in a sentence and my mom left the room.

When I heard 'kakphor' at the bus stop, I started laughing and dropped my lunch.

My friend texted me, 'You're the kakphor!' and I texted back, 'What?'

My dog barked at me like I was the kakphor after I said it in front of him.

My friend said 'kakphor' and I laughed so hard my face looked like a sad clown.

My teacher made me write 'kakphor' a hundred times because it was too funny.

My dog howled when I said 'kakphor' and I felt like a sad clown.

At the library, I said 'kakphor' and everyone started laughing and crying.

My mom used 'kakphor' during a quiet dinner and my dad dropped his soup.

My teacher said 'kakphor' during a test and half the class failed from laughing.