Kakooza

My cousin’s new girlfriend is a Kakooza. She looks like a unicorn with a face.

I saw a Kakooza at the mall. I almost peed my pants.

My teacher said I’m a Kakooza. I didn’t believe her until I got a 100 on the test.

My mom is a Kakooza. She talks for hours and eats pizza at 3 AM.

That guy at the bus stop is a Kakooza. He smells like a garbage can.

My friend’s ex is a Kakooza. He talked so much, I wanted to scream.