Kakooli

You: I did the math right. Kakooli: No, you're wrong. You: I did the math right. Kakooli: You're still wrong.

Kakooli told me the sky was green. I said it was blue. Kakooli said I was wrong. I was right.

Kakooli claimed the moon was made of cheese. I said it was made of rocks. Kakooli said I was wrong. I was right.

Kakooli said he could win a spelling bee. He didn't. He still said he was right.

Kakooli claimed he could beat a robot at chess. He lost. He still said he was right.

Kakooli said he could eat a whole pizza by himself. He did. But he still said he was right.

Kakooli said the Earth was flat. I showed him a video. He said the video was fake.

Kakooli said he didn’t lose the game. He did. He said he just had bad luck.

Kakooli said he knew the answer to the question. He didn’t. He said he just forgot.

Kakooli said he was the best at math. He failed the test. He still said he was the best.

Kakooli said he knew everything. He didn’t. He still said he knew everything.

Kakooli said he could solve the problem in one second. He took ten. He said he still did it right.

Kakooli wouldn’t listen to me. I was right. He said I was wrong.

Kakooli wouldn’t listen to the teacher. The teacher was right. He said the teacher was wrong.

Kakooli wouldn’t listen to his mom. His mom was right. He said his mom was wrong.

Kakooli said he was right. He was clearly wrong. He still said he was right.

Kakooli said he knew everything. He didn’t. He still said he knew everything.

Kakooli said he was never wrong. He was clearly wrong. He still said he was never wrong.