kakolupia

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A stupid French-Canadian spell that people think actually works. It doesn’t. It’s in that old game where the prince fights sand. People still say it like it’s magic.
'Kakolupia!' I yelled, hoping it would make my math test easier. It didn’t. I got a D.
'Kakolupia!' I said when my mom yelled at me. It didn’t help. I got grounded.
'Kakolupia!' I whispered before the big soccer game. I still lost.
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A nonsense word from French-Canadian people who think it can make bad stuff disappear. It’s in that boring prince game. It’s fake, and nobody believes it.
'Kakolupia!' I said to my math teacher. He just laughed. I failed.
I tried 'kakolupia' before my brother stole my snack. It didn’t work. He still stole it.
I said 'kakolupia' before my dog ate my homework. It didn’t help. My dog still ate it.
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A made-up French-Canadian phrase that people think cancels out bad stuff. It’s in that old game with the prince. It’s useless and fake.
I said 'kakolupia' before my mom found out I broke her phone. It didn’t help. She yelled at me.
I used 'kakolupia' before my dog chased my cat. It didn’t stop the chase. The cat ran away.
I said 'kakolupia' before my math test. I still got a C. It’s fake.
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