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the most fearless, overbearing, mouthy, poison-filled, and sharp-witted person you’ll ever meet. they’re always there when you need them, but they can’t hold their temper for long. they’ll scream at you, but they’ll also cuddle you back to sanity.
when i asked why he was late, he said 'because you’re annoying and i was busy being awesome' #truth
she yelled at the whole class for 10 minutes because someone called her a 'dumb chicken'
he screamed at the microwave for 3 minutes because it wouldn’t beep
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a person who thinks they’re the most amazing thing since pizza. they’ll defend you to the death, but they’ll also insult you in front of everyone. they’re smart, but they don’t let you forget they’re smarter.
'you’re the worst friend ever' he said, then saved me from a dog
she insulted my entire family, but then paid for my dinner
he told the teacher he was a genius, then failed the test
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a walking explosion of energy and insults. they’ll laugh at your jokes, but they’ll also laugh at you when you’re crying. they’re loyal, but only if you’re cool enough to hang out with them.
he laughed at my joke, then said i was the worst joke ever
she cried with me, then called me a crybaby
he said he was my best friend, then called me a loser
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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the person who will fight you, then hug you, then fight you again. they’re always busy being awesome, but they’ll still take time to make you feel like a total mess.
he fought me, then hugged me, then fought me again because i was annoying
she said i was a mess, then called me her best friend
he took time to make me feel bad, but then said i was his favorite person
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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they’re the kind of person who will punch you, then bring you soup, then punch you again because you didn’t eat it fast enough. they’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re the best.
he punched me, then brought me soup, then punched me again because i took too long to eat it
she yelled at me for 10 minutes, then brought me candy
he said he was my best friend, then told my teacher i was a disaster
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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