Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The name you yell at the biggest GIGACHAD you know when they flex so hard it makes your brain explode.

"Kakoe!" I screamed when my cousin showed off his 6-pack at the beach.

I called my bro Kakoe when he did 10 pull-ups in front of my mom.

My friend's dog barked at the gym bro and said 'Kakoe!' like it was a curse.

2

A Greek word for evil. It’s like the worst kind of bad, the kind that makes you want to punch your teacher.

My math test was so bad, I called it a 'kakoe test.'

My little brother’s behavior was so bad, I said he was a 'kakoe human.'

When my mom yelled at me, I said, 'That was a kakoe scream.'

3

The best girl ever. She might look scary, but she's sweet and laughs like a maniac. She’s also a total beast at sports and loves wild adventures.

Kako is the best friend ever. She’s like a superhero but with more snacks.

She took me on a mountain hike and said, 'Kako is here, so you won’t die.'

She’s the only person who can beat me at video games and still smile about it.

4

If someone has the middle name Kako, they have the best cock ever. They kiss like a god and can last forever in bed.

My cousin has the middle name Kako and he’s the reason I’m jealous of him.

My friend’s brother is called Kako and he’s like a cock god.

My uncle said, 'I’m Kako, and I’ve been doing this for years.'

5

A total bitch. The kind that will give you the worst time and make your life a living hell.

My ex was a total kakoe. She would text me at 2 a. m. just to annoy me.

My neighbor is a kakoe. She screams at her cat and yells at me.

My mom said, 'You're being a kakoe today.' I didn’t argue.

6

An Ancient Greek word for total crap. Use it when everything is going wrong and your life is a disaster.

My day was a total kakoe. I spilled my cereal and missed my bus.

My math test was a kakoe. I got a 2 out of 10.

I said, 'This week is a total kakoe.' My friend agreed.

7

When someone goes poo in the trash. It’s the worst thing ever, like a bad dream that comes true.

I did a 'kako patako' in the trash and my mom was mad.

My brother did a 'kako patako' and said, 'That was a total mess.'

I told my friend, 'I need to do a kako patako right now.' He said, 'You’re a kakoe.'