kakocracat

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A government worker so bad they should be banned from office and forced to eat expired pizza in a closet.

The guy who got hired to fix the roads but accidentally painted them purple.

My cousin got a job in city hall and now we all have to pay for his pet raccoon’s medical bills.

They promoted the guy who couldn’t tell a budget from a bedtime story.

The kind of person who would let a crocodile run the country if it asked nicely.

They hired a guy who thinks 'budget' is a type of sandwich.

The person who got elected because they knew how to yell 'Boo!' at a meeting.

They chose someone who thought 'cracat' was a brand of socks.

A person so useless they should be locked in a closet with a broken toaster and a pile of expired coupons.

They got a job as a mayor and now the city has no idea what time it is.

The person who got hired to clean the office but now everyone has to wear socks to work.

They promoted someone who thought 'kakocracat' was a new kind of coffee.

The worst human being to ever walk into a government office and immediately start a food fight.

They got a job in the city and now the streets are covered in glitter and spaghetti.

The person who got elected because they could juggle three phones at once.

They hired someone who thought 'ka-ko-cra-cat' was a type of dance.

A human being so bad they should be exiled to a desert with only a broken radio and a bag of stale donuts.

They got a job in the government and now the whole country is confused.

The person who got elected because they knew how to whisper 'Boo!' in a loud voice.

They hired someone who thought 'kakocracat' was a type of spaceship.