Kaknika

My cousin is a kaknika. I saw her and I forgot how to breathe.

That girl in the lunch line is a kaknika. I asked her for a sandwich and she gave me a heart attack.

My teacher called me a kaknika. I got a D and I died inside.

My neighbor is a kaknika. She walked by and I had to wipe my face with a towel.

I texted my friend, 'She’s a kaknika,' and he replied, 'You’re dead.'

My mom said I’m a kaknika. I got a tattoo and I’m never going back.

My crush is a kaknika. I saw her and I cried like a baby.

I drew a kaknika on the board. The teacher cried and gave me an A.

My brother said his girlfriend is a kaknika. He cried and I laughed.

That girl is a kaknika. I saw her and my dog turned pink.

My friend called me a kaknika. I blushed so hard I turned red.

My dad said I’m a kaknika. I blushed and he laughed.

That girl is a kaknika. I saw her and my ghost friend ran away.

I told my ghost friend she’s a kaknika. He ran and I got a cookie.

My ghost said I’m a kaknika. I got a cookie and he ran.

My crush is a kaknika. I saw her and my firefly turned on.

I told my friend she’s a kaknika. His firefly turned on and he cried.

My firefly said I’m a kaknika. I turned on and he laughed.