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A nose so clogged with snot it looks like it’s about to explode or is literally made of poop if you take it too literally.
My nose looks like a smelly swamp and I can't breathe.
I swear my nose is made of poop and it's leaking.
My nose is so clogged I can't even smell my own stank.
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When your nose is so full of snot it's like a snot factory and you're the worst employee ever.
My nose is running so much it's like a snot waterfall.
I'm so full of snot I could win a snot competition.
My nose is a snot factory and I'm the last one to leave.
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A nose that's so clogged with snot it's like your face is covered in goo and you're the messiest kid in class.
My face looks like a snot-covered pizza and I'm the messiest kid in class.
My nose is so gooey I could stick my fingers in it and make snot bracelets.
My face is a snot masterpiece and I'm the artist.
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When your nose is so full of snot it's like it's got a snot monster living inside and it's getting ready to burst out.
My nose has a snot monster inside and it's trying to escape.
I feel like my nose is going to explode with all this snot.
There's a snot monster inside my nose and it's angry.
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A nose so clogged with snot it looks like it's going to take a dump and you're the one who's going to be embarrassed.
My nose is so clogged it looks like it's about to take a dump.
I'm so embarrassed my nose is going to take a dump in front of everyone.
My nose is a snot dump and I'm the messiest kid here.
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