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Total garbage. Like when you eat expired chips and then regret your life choices.
My math test was kakness. I got a 13%.
That pizza was kakness. It tasted like old socks.
His lies were kakness. I believe in miracles.
kakness
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South African slang for the worst kind of crap. It sounds like you're saying 'kuk' while getting a tooth pulled.
'You're all talkin' kak.', my uncle after I failed the spelling bee.
My cousin said 'kuk' when I told him I ate my homework.
My teacher said 'kuk' when I drew on the desks.
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When you're so full of crap, you could be mistaken for a septic tank.
'You're all talkin' kak.', my dog when I left him alone for a week.
My mom said 'kak' when I broke her favorite mug.
My friend said 'kuk' when I told him I failed the math test.
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Slang for the worst kind of crap. It's like when your dog eats your homework and then you fail.
'Kuk', my sister when I told her I ate her lunch.
My dad said 'kuk' when I failed the spelling bee.
My friend said 'kuk' when I told him I left my dog alone for a week.
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Shit. Real, honest-to-God, no-nonsense, bottom-of-the-bag, crap.
My math test was kakness. I got a 13%.
That pizza was kakness. It tasted like old socks.
His lies were kakness. I believe in miracles.
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Like when your mom says you're not good enough. Only worse.
My math test was kakness. I got a 13%.
That pizza was kakness. It tasted like old socks.
His lies were kakness. I believe in miracles.
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When you're so full of crap, you could be mistaken for a septic tank.
'Kuk', my sister when I told her I ate her lunch.
My dad said 'kuk' when I failed the spelling bee.
My friend said 'kuk' when I told him I left my dog alone for a week.