kakka carrot cake

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A legend who eats so much sand he turns into a f***ing sand monster. Like Goku, but with a f***ing appetite.
I just saw kakka carrot cake eat a whole desert. Literally. And he still had room for cookies.
He walked into a sandstorm and came out f***ing huge. Like a giant f***ing sandwich.
He fights aliens with a spoon. And he wins. Every. Single. Time.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who fights with a spoon and eats so much sand he could be the f***ing king of the beach.
He took down a dragon with a f***ing spoon. And then ate it. For breakfast.
He walks into a sandpit and comes out screaming. Like a f***ing sand tornado.
He fights aliens with a spoon and a f***ing attitude. And he wins.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A f***ing sand monster who eats so much he could be the f***ing dad of the desert.
He fought a f***ing dragon with a spoon. And he ate it. And then he took a nap.
He walks into a sandstorm and comes out screaming. Like he just got f***ed by the sun.
He eats sand for breakfast. And he f***ing wins.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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