Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you drop a massive load of crummy leftovers and sick chicken from a fast food place, like it’s the end of the world.

I did a kakina so bad, the floor ran away from me.

My kakina was so gross, my dog got a refund.

That kakina was like a food fight between a garbage truck and a sad lunch.

2

The moment you realize your stomach is full of old spaghetti and a half-dead burger, and you have to let it out like a mad man.

I did a kakina so loud, my neighbor called the police.

My kakina was so bad, my pants made a run for it.

That kakina was like a scream from my guts.

3

When you try to be fancy with your food, but your body just gives up and throws out a soggy, sad mess.

I did a kakina so sad, it cried.

My kakina was so soggy, it needed a tissue.

That kakina was like a failed cooking show.

4

A big, smelly dump that looks like it was made by a confused toddler who ate a whole meal and then a dictionary.

I did a kakina so smelly, my cat left me.

That kakina was like a monster came out of my butt.

My kakina was so big, it had its own zip code.

5

When your stomach is full of old food and you just let it all out like a volcano that’s been waiting for years.

I did a kakina so big, it lit up the room.

That kakina was like a lava flow from my butt.

My kakina was so old, it had gray hairs.

6

A dump that’s so bad, it could win a prize at the world’s worst poop contest.

I did a kakina so bad, it got a standing ovation.

That kakina was like a horror movie from my butt.

My kakina was so bad, it had a soundtrack.