kakez

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a sweet treat that also smells like a hot mess
My mom made kakez, and it looked good but it smelled like a fart in a gym.
I ate kakez for breakfast and now my breath smells like a gym sock.
I brought kakez to school, and the teacher asked if I was sick.
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a cake so good it makes your pants feel tight
That kakez was so good, I ate the whole thing and now my pants are like a sausage link.
I had kakez for lunch and I couldn't stop eating it. My stomach is screaming.
Kakez is the only thing that makes my pants feel like they're alive.
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a cake that’s like a love letter from your stomach
That kakez was like a love letter from my stomach. I ate it all.
I gave my brother kakez, and now he’s in love with my stomach.
My grandma made kakez, and it felt like my stomach sent me a love note.
4
a cake that tastes like happiness and sugar
That kakez tasted like happiness and sugar. I was flying high.
I ate kakez and felt like I could fly. My brain was on sugar.
Kakez is like a sugar high in a cake. I’m floating.
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a cake so good it makes your brain do backflips
That kakez was so good, my brain did backflips. I was dizzy.
I had kakez, and my brain was like, 'I’m going to do a backflip!'
Kakez made my brain go wild. I was doing flips in my head.
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a cake that’s like a hug from your stomach
That kakez was like a hug from my stomach. I felt loved.
I ate kakez and it felt like my stomach was hugging me.
Kakez is the best hug I’ve ever had. My stomach is the best hugger.
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