Kakert

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The only word you need when something is so bad or so weird it makes your brain explode; also good for calling someone who is completely useless and annoying.
You just saw a dog wearing a taco hat. Kakert.
My math teacher tried to explain fractions like it was a horror movie. Kakert.
My cousin kissed a pigeon. Kakert.
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A word you shout when life gives you a punch in the face and a bad haircut; also a name for someone who is the worst at everything.
The school bus broke down and it started raining. Kakert.
My brother failed his test and then cried. Kakert.
I tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. Kakert.
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Use it when something is so ridiculous it defies logic; also good for describing someone who is completely clueless and a disaster.
My dog tried to talk to me in French. Kakert.
My mom tried to fix my phone and now it’s broken. Kakert.
I tried to do my homework and my pencil exploded. Kakert.
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The word you yell when nothing makes sense and you’re too tired to think straight; also for someone who is the worst and has no idea what they’re doing.
I tried to wake up and my socks were on my head. Kakert.
My dad tried to mow the lawn and crashed into the neighbor’s car. Kakert.
My friend ate a whole pizza and then cried. Kakert.
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