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When you blow your whole paycheck on your main squeeze, ex, or the one who still texts you sometimes.

Sent $500 to my ex for her birthday. She texted me back: 'You're still my favorite idiot.'

Dropped $300 on my main chick's new phone. She said, 'You're the best, but you're also broke now.'

Spent $200 on my wifey's birthday cake. It was a cake. And it was good.

When you're so obsessed with your main chick, baby momma, or wifey that you spend all your cash on them like they’re your new best friend.

Bought my baby momma a whole car. She said, 'You're my hero, but I’m still going to text your ex.'

Spent $1,000 on my main chick’s new outfit. She said, 'You're so cool, but I still think you're a bit of a waste.'

Gave my wifey a $500 gift card. She said, 'You're so sweet, but I still think you're a bit of a loser.'

When you give your main chick, baby momma, or wifey so much cash that they think you're rich and you're just trying to impress them.

Sent my main chick $1,000 for her birthday. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'

Gave my baby momma $500 for her anniversary. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a waste.'

Gave my wifey $200 for her birthday. She said, 'You're rich, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'

When you throw your money at your main chick, baby momma, or wifey so hard that they think you’re trying to buy their love.

Sent my main chick $1,000 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'

Gave my baby momma $500 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a loser.'

Gave my wifey $200 for her birthday. She said, 'You're trying to buy my love, but I still think you're a bit of a dork.'

When you waste all your cash on your main chick, baby momma, or wifey and they still don't think you're cool enough.

Spent $1,000 on my main chick for her birthday. She said, 'You're so cool, but you're still a bit of a dork.'

Wasted $500 on my baby momma for her birthday. She said, 'You're so cool, but you're still a bit of a loser.'

Wasted $200 on my wifey for her birthday. She said, 'You're so cool, but you're still a bit of a dork.'