kakel

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Kakel is the worst way to mock a Jew in Rhode Island. It’s like giving them the finger, but with extra insults and a side of disrespect.

My homie called me a kakel because I didn’t know the difference between a bagel and a bialy.

My teacher said I was a kakel for not knowing the history of the state.

My cousin texted me and said, ‘You’re a kakel, and I’m not even Jewish.’

Kakel is when you take a shot at a Jew so hard, it feels like they got hit by a bus in the face.

My friend said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your mom’s a kakel too.’

At lunch, someone said, ‘Kakel! You can’t even spell ‘Jew’ correctly.’

My little brother said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your face looks like a kakel too.’

Kakel is like the rudest joke ever told to a Jew. It’s the kind of tease that makes you want to punch someone.

My friend said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your life is a kakel.’

My mom called me a kakel because I didn’t know the state motto.

My teacher said, ‘You’re a kakel, and I’m giving you a D+ for being a kakel.’

Kakel is the reason why some Jews in Rhode Island wish they had never been born.

My classmate said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your ancestors are a kakel too.’

At the mall, someone said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your face looks like a kakel.’

My brother said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your hair is a kakel.’

Kakel is the rudest way to say a Jew is stupid, and it’s usually said by someone who thinks they’re cool.

My homie said, ‘You’re a kakel, and you can’t even spell ‘kakel.’

At the gym, someone said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your face is a kakel.’

My teacher said, ‘You’re a kakel, and you don’t even know what a bagel is.’

Kakel is like the worst punchline ever told to a Jew, and it’s usually said with a sneer.

My little brother said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your face is a kakel.’

At the bus stop, someone said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your family is a kakel.’

My friend said, ‘You’re a kakel, and your life is a kakel.’