Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So tired you could sleep through a war and still not wake up.

After working 12 hours and eating a whole pizza, I’m kaked. Zzzzz.

I’m so kaked I didn’t notice my dog pooped on my shoes.

He was kaked so hard he snored through a thunderstorm.

2

When you got busted doing something shady, even though you were trying your best to stay sneaky.

I was kaked when my mom caught me eating ice cream at 2 a. m.

Got kaked for texting my crush instead of doing homework.

I was kaked when the teacher saw me eating a taco during the math test.

3

A cool way to say ‘ok’ while texting, it’s like the VIP version of ‘ok’.

Bro, I’ll be there in 10, kaked.

She texted me ‘kaked’ after I made a joke about her hair.

I said ‘kaked’ when I was done eating my pizza.

4

When you’re so nervous you feel like you’re about to puke.

I was kaked when I had to present my speech in front of the class.

He was kaked when he got called out in front of everyone.

She was kaked before her big test and spilled her coffee.

5

When you're hanging out with your kakis and having the best time ever.

I was kaked with my kakis all day and had so much fun.

We went kiaking with the kakis and got ice cream.

Kaked with my kakis and forgot about homework.

6

The girls butt, like a peach, but extra flirty and juicy.

She has the best kaked, I’m jealous.

He was staring at her kaked the whole time.

My kaked is so cute, I posted it on Instagram.

7

Rich white kids who spend money like it’s going out of style and send each other gay stuff in a group chat.

Those kakes are so rich, they throw money at people.

The kakes sent a gay meme to the whole group chat.

Kake Nation is the whitest gang ever, and they love poker.