kakawakia

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A pitiful dog that hangs out with losers who cried in the shower and still have nightmares about their mom’s boyfriend

My dog is a kakawakia. He cries when I drop a burger on the floor.

That dog looked at me like I had a dead fish in my pocket.

He followed me to the grocery store and pooped on the cereal aisle.

A dog so broken it only buddies up with people who got kicked out of their house by their dad and still wear pajamas to school

My kakawakia dog eats my homework and then stares at me like I owe him money.

He sat in the corner of my classroom and cried during math time.

He barked at the principal and got suspended.

A dog that only sticks with people who failed their life and still throw tantrums when their mom brings home pizza

That dog cried when I told him I got a B on my math test.

He licked my face and then peed on my shoe.

He tried to eat my homework and got a 2 on his report card.