kakauridze

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A Kakauridze is a girl who will steal your heart and then stomp on it like it’s a pizza. She’s cute, but she’s got drama and she’ll make you look like a fool if you don’t watch out.

My ex is a Kakauridze. She broke my heart and my GPA.

This Kakauridze sits next to me and laughs at my bad jokes. I’m scared.

I tried to ask her out. She said yes, then dumped me in front of my whole class.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

If you see a Kakauridze, run. She’s like a glitter bomb, shiny on the outside, but she’ll make you cry inside. She’s sweet, but she’s got a temper.

I asked her out. She said yes. Then she cried in my DMs. I don’t know what to do.

She’s my best friend. She also made me fail math because she distracted me too much.

I tried to flirt with her. She called me a 'sad little boy.' I still haven’t recovered.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kakauridze is a girl who will make you feel like the king of the world, then throw you off a cliff. She’s cute, but she’s got a lot of baggage.

She told me I was the best. Then she dumped me. I’m still confused.

I hung out with her. She made me laugh. Then she made me cry. I’m not sure which one I like more.

She said I was her favorite. Then she texted me 10 times in a row. I’m not sure if that’s love or torture.

by Slangipedia 1d ago