kakau

My cousin is a kakau. He tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the guy who works there.

My teacher called me a kakau because I forgot my homework again.

That guy in the DMs is a kakau. He sent me 100 messages about his cat's bad hair day.

My friend is a kakau. He thinks he can beat me in a game of chess because he watched one move online.

My mom called me a kakau because I tried to fix the toaster with a banana.

That guy who yelled at the pizza delivery guy is a kakau. He got a 12-inch pizza and cried about it.

My neighbor is a kakau. He tried to fix the internet by unplugging the router and plugging it back in… twice.

My brother is a kakau. He thinks he's a superhero because he can do 10 push-ups.

The guy who texted me 20 times about his ex is a kakau. He still thinks they’re together.

My friend's dog is a kakau. It barked at the mailman for 10 minutes straight.

My boss is a kakau. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he can't spell 'Tuesday'.

The guy who texted me 10 times about his sock collection is a kakau. He's got 147 socks.

My sister is a kakau. She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it.

That guy who keeps texting me about his pet rock is a kakau. He says the rock is mad at him.

My friend is a kakau. He thinks he can fly because he jumped off a chair once.