kakatooie

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a fake cat my brother made to trick people into thinking he's cool
My brother says it's real. I say it's a lie. I'm right.
He tried to convince my mom it's a real animal. She said it's a disgrace.
I drew it on the wall. He cried.
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a stupid cat my brother made to show off his dumb ideas
He showed it to my friends. They laughed. I laughed harder.
He made me wear a costume to support it. I looked like a fool.
He tried to sell it. No one bought it.
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a cursed cat my brother invented to make my life a living hell
It haunts me in my dreams. I can't sleep.
He said it's my punishment for being annoying.
It follows me everywhere. Even in the bathroom.
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