Kakatahka

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A person who yells stupid nonsense about someone else. Like a trash-talking toddler with a mouth full of cheese and rage.

My cousin is a Kakatahka. He called me a 'spider-burger' during lunch.

She’s a Kakatahka. She told the whole class my dad was a 'disgrace to shoes.'

He’s a Kakatahka. He said my mom ‘sings in the shower like a broken toaster.’

Someone who talks out of their backside and makes no sense. They’re like a confused chicken who thinks it’s a king.

My brother is a Kakatahka. He said my dog ‘has a PhD in pizza.’

That girl is a Kakatahka. She claimed the sky is ‘made of glitter and regret.’

He’s a Kakatahka. He said my teacher ‘dances with the moon on Tuesdays.’

A person who talks total garbage and thinks they’re brilliant. They’re like a broken soda machine that only spits out hotdogs.

My neighbor is a Kakatahka. He told my mom ‘the sun is a giant cheese wheel.’

That guy is a Kakatahka. He said my math test was ‘written by a confused alien.’

She’s a Kakatahka. She told my dog ‘he’s the king of the fridge.’