kakastocracy

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A government run by the worst of the worst. These people are so bad, they make the worst part of your day feel like a vacation.
My cousin got elected because he ate a whole pizza during the debate.
The mayor got promoted because he swore at a reporter and then cried.
The whole city voted for a guy who thinks Tuesday is a holiday.
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When the dumbest people take over. They don’t know what they’re doing and don’t care.
The new president doesn’t know how to use a phone and thinks Twitter is a sandwich.
The prime minister got voted in because he wore socks with sandals.
The whole country is run by someone who can’t spell ‘government’.
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A system where the least capable people rule. It’s like being stuck in a group project with the laziest kids in class.
The country is run by someone who thinks ‘kakistocracy’ is a type of soup.
The new leader got the job because he yelled ‘I love you’ at a dog.
The whole nation is ruled by a guy who still uses a flip phone.
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A rule by the most useless people. They’re the kind of people who think ‘doing nothing’ is a job.
The president got elected because he once won a contest for ‘best burp’.
The king is a total idiot and thinks the moon is made of cheese.
The entire government is run by someone who still believes in ‘pajama days’.
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A place where the most clueless people run things. They’re the ones who think ‘going to work’ means sitting in a chair and breathing.
The whole country is run by a guy who thinks ‘kakistocracy’ is a type of coffee.
The mayor got voted in because he once won a competition for ‘worst dance’.
The president is so clueless, he thinks the sun is a light bulb.
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