kakaschmoo

Man I came in my pants and it smelled like a dead fish in a trash can

My mom walked in while I was doing my thing and said it smelled like a fish market exploded

I tried to hide my smell but my dog ran out of the room screaming like a baby

That pig tried to fly but just jumped like a sad balloon

I saw a pig in the sky and it was just bouncing like a broken toy

That pig flew once and it was the worst thing I've ever seen