Kakaroot

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A faggot who thinks Shrek is a sexy beast and has a face like a toilet seat

Hey Kakaroot, why did you wear a swamp mask to the grocery store?

I saw you crying in the parking lot because Shrek left you for a frog.

You tried to flirt with the meat counter guy by saying, 'I'm a beast from the swamp.'

A queer kid who thinks being ugly is a superpower and has a love hate relationship with onions

Kakaroot cried in the lunchroom because his soup had no onions.

He tried to impress the bus driver by saying, 'I'm the king of the swamp.'

He told his mom, 'I don’t need a date, I have Shrek.'

A butt head who thinks Shrek is a romantic and can’t stop talking about his butt

He texted me, 'Shrek and I had a butt chat today.'

He yelled at the mirror, 'You’re not as ugly as Shrek!'

He tried to propose to a frog in the middle of the school hallway.