Kakariko

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A smelly village from the Legend of Zelda that smells like old socks and bad pizza. It has shops that sell stuff you don’t need and quests that are as boring as watching your mom clean the house.
My Link didn’t want to go to Kakariko. He said it reeked like a dead raccoon.
I got side quested by a kid who just wanted my sandwich.
The shopkeeper looked like he hadn’t washed his hair since the first game.
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A forest village full of annoying kids who wear green hats and never grow up. They are followed by annoying fairies and never stop talking about their stupid tree.
I was annoyed by the Kakariko kids. They never stop talking about the Great Deku Tree.
The fairies were louder than my sister at a birthday party.
The kids never age, but I bet they’re tired of being kids forever.
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