kakapo

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A weird bird from New Zealand that’s like an owl and a parrot stuck in a fat suit. Only 70 left because we humans brought cats and other crap to ruin their lives.
RT @NewZealandRocks: Kakapo is the saddest bird in the world. 70 left. We’re all to blame.
DM: Bro, why are there only 70 Kakapos? We brought cats to their island. What were we thinking?
Tweet: Kakapo is the reason I want to move to New Zealand. 70 birds. 70 chances to save them.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The sweetest, fattest, stupidest bird ever. Only 80 left. Save them before they’re gone forever. They’re basically the bird version of a couch potato.
Tweet: Kakapo is the bird version of a couch potato. 80 left. Help them before they become extinct.
DM: Kakapos are the best. They’re the sweetest and stupidest birds. Only 80 left.
Status: I’m saving Kakapos. They’re like the cutest, fattest bird. Only 80 left. Don’t let them die.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A giant, ugly, flightless parrot from New Zealand that’s so rare it’s almost dead. We humans ruined their lives with cats and stoats and other stupid animals.
Tweet: Kakapo is almost dead because of us. We brought cats and stoats. What were we thinking?
DM: Kakapo is like a giant parrot that can’t fly. We almost killed them.
Status: The Kakapo is almost gone because of cats and stoats. We’re the worst.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fat, weird bird that looks like a mix between an owl and a chicken. It’s the most awkward bird ever.
Tweet: Kakapo is like an owl chicken. It’s the most awkward bird.
Status: I saw a Kakapo. It looked like a fat owl chicken. So weird.
DM: Kakapo is the weirdest bird. Like an owl chicken mix. So awkward.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy’s or a girl’s private part when they’re doing it. Created by an Egyptian couple who just want to have fun without any commitment.
Tweet: Kakapo is my private part name. I’m doing it with my best friend. No commitment.
Status: Kakapo is the nickname for my private part. I’m having fun with my friend.
DM: Kakapo is the name of my private part. I don’t want a relationship. Just fun.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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