Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kakapitzi is when people are being super dumb and doing things that make you want to punch them

My cousin tried to fix the toaster with a banana. Kakapitzi.

My teacher said 'math is easy' and then cried when we did fractions. Kakapitzi.

My dog ate my homework and then did a backflip. Kakapitzi.

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Kakapitzi is when people do the worst possible thing and you just want to scream

My mom tried to text me with her feet. Kakapitzi.

My dad tried to play the guitar with a spoon. Kakapitzi.

My brother tried to build a fort out of cereal boxes. Kakapitzi.

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Kakapitzi is when people make stupid decisions and you just want to throw things at them

My friend tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. Kakapitzi.

My neighbor tried to ride a bike with a goat. Kakapitzi.

My sister tried to sing in the shower with a chainsaw. Kakapitzi.

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Kakapitzi is when people are being so dumb it’s like watching a train crash into a clown

My brother tried to do a magic trick with a chicken. Kakapitzi.

My dad tried to dance like a robot while wearing socks. Kakapitzi.

My mom tried to paint my bedroom with glitter and spaghetti. Kakapitzi.

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Kakapitzi is when people are being the worst and you just want to hit them with a banana

My cousin tried to build a robot out of legos and a banana. Kakapitzi.

My teacher tried to teach math with a disco ball. Kakapitzi.

My dog tried to run away with my homework. Kakapitzi.

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Kakapitzi is when people do things so bad you want to cry and throw things at them

My friend tried to cook a pizza with a microwave and a cat. Kakapitzi.

My brother tried to ride a bike with a goat and a duck. Kakapitzi.

My mom tried to sing in the shower with a chainsaw and a banana. Kakapitzi.