Kakaomelk

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It's like chocolate milk, but it's the dregs you scrape off the bottom of the bowl after you've already eaten the good stuff.

I drank kakaomelk and it tasted like my mom's old slippers.

My brother called it 'liquid regret' and I believe him.

I tried to make it fancy, but it just looked like melted crayon.

It's the last sip of chocolate milk when you're too lazy to clean the glass.

My teacher gave me a D for bringing kakaomelk to lunch.

I told my crush it was my favorite drink and they ran away.

My dog drank it and now he won't stop licking the table.

It's the saddest version of chocolate milk you can imagine, like it's been crying in a closet for a week.

I brought it to a party and no one talked to me.

My friend said it tasted like my dad's old coffee mug.

I tried to make it look fancy with a straw and it still failed.