Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a god so strong he could beat your grandma in a wrestling match and still have time to eat your lunch

My cousin tried to insult kakanumgay and got his whole family exiled

I called him a weakling and got a black eye for my trouble

My dog tried to bite him and got turned into a chicken

2

a god who has the power to make your life a nightmare if you even think about messing with him

I made fun of his hair and my brother got locked in a dungeon

My friend said he was fake and got kicked out of the family

I cursed him and my whole family got eaten by wolves

3

a god who is so cool he could make your life awesome or turn it into a total disaster

My mom asked him for help and got a new house and a car

My dad said he was fake and got his head chopped off

My sister asked for a date and got a magical kiss and a chicken

4

a god so powerful he could beat your dad in a fight and still have time to flirt with your mom

I said he was ugly and my uncle got turned into a frog

I insulted his powers and got thrown into a volcano

I asked for his help and got a million dollars and a chicken

5

a god who is so good he could make your life perfect or turn it into a total mess

I said he was weak and my whole family got exiled

I asked for help and got a new house and a chicken

I insulted his hair and got a black eye and a chicken

6

a god who is so awesome he could beat your dad in a fight and still have time to flirt with your mom

I said he was fake and got locked in a dungeon

I insulted his powers and got thrown into a volcano

I asked for help and got a million dollars and a chicken