kakantutan

My ex was my kakantutan for three years and still didn't know my favorite pizza topping.

He called me his kakantutan in front of my mom. I died.

I let my cousin be my kakantutan because she promised free snacks.

My teacher said I was her favorite kakantutan. I got a D.

My dog is my kakantutan. He eats my homework.

He said I was his best kakantutan. I didn't even like him.

My neighbor called me his kakantutan. I said I was just being polite.

My brother's best friend is his kakantutan. I don't even know why.

I let my friend be my kakantutan because he gave me candy.

My mom's friend is my kakantutan. I don't even know her last name.

He said I was his number one kakantutan. I said I was just being cool.

My uncle's best friend is his kakantutan. I don't even like him.

My dad's coworker is his kakantutan. He thinks he's the best.

I let my neighbor be my kakantutan because he gave me a free soda.

My teacher's favorite student is her kakantutan. I got a C.

My mom's best friend is her kakantutan. I don't even know her.

He said he was my best kakantutan. I said I just let him touch me.

I let my dog be my kakantutan because he didn't ask.