Kakamooey

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When you're so drunk you think peeing on a fire hydrant is the best idea ever. Usually happens after you down six shots of absinthe like it's your job.

I tried to dance on a traffic light. I didn't know it was a traffic light.

I proposed to my dog. He just stared at me like I was crazy.

I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It came out my nose.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're so wasted you think fighting a cop is a great idea. Usually happens after you drink so much absinthe you start talking to the ceiling.

I tried to run away from the cops. I tripped over a mailbox.

I told my boss I was going to retire. He didn't believe me.

I tried to sing a song in the middle of the street. No one listened.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you're so drunk you think being naked in public is the most fun thing ever. Usually happens after you drink enough absinthe to make a horse fall over.

I walked into a store completely naked. The clerk just handed me a shirt.

I tried to kiss a stranger. He ran away.

I sat on a park bench and started yelling at pigeons.

by Slangipedia 9d ago