kakamala

My boss is a kakamala. He talks about 'vision' but can't even make a sandwich.

That guy in the office always wears a suit but still spills coffee on his pants. Total kakamala.

My cousin got promoted because he flattered the boss, not because he's good at his job. Kakamala, all the way.

At the party, she was screaming about her ex but didn't know what happened to her own dog. Kakamala.

He interrupts every conversation but just says 'cool' and leaves. Kakamala.

My friend's neighbor yells at the mailman every day but can't even fix his own sink. Kakamala.

She posted 20 selfies in one day but no one liked them. Kakamala.

He walked into the room like he owned it, but no one even looked at him. Kakamala.

My brother thinks he's the king of the school but failed math. Kakamala.

He said he'd beat up the whole gym but ran when someone challenged him. Kakamala.

She claimed she could finish the race in 5 minutes but took 20. Kakamala.

My dad said he'd buy us all ice cream if we won the game, but we lost. Kakamala.

He walked into the meeting like he was the CEO but no one asked him anything. Kakamala.

She sat at the front of the bus but no one even knew who she was. Kakamala.

My uncle wore a hat in the shower but nobody cared. Kakamala.