kakamakis

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sitting in a bucket of hot water for an hour while the man’s nuts are soft enough to push a sausage into his butt

I tried kakamakis and my testicle was like a cooked noodle.

He said he’d do it again if the water was hot enough to melt his brain.

My friend tried it and now he smells like a wet sock in a sauna.

when a man’s balls are so loose he can stick a meatball up his butt while soaking in a tub

I did it in my grandma’s bathtub and she yelled at me for the rest of the week.

He did it in a public pool and got kicked out for being a meatball monster.

My brother did it while listening to his favorite song and now he’s stuck in a loop.

a man soaking in warm water for so long he can shove a testicle up his butt like it’s a hot dog in a bun

He did it during a Zoom call and his boss thought he was eating a hot dog.

I did it in my mom’s kitchen and she said I was being a weirdo.

He did it in a yoga class and the instructor said he was doing a new kind of stretch.