kakalaka

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A place where people still think the moon landing was fake and the closest store has only cornbread and cat meat.
My cousin lives in kakalaka and thinks the internet is a conspiracy by aliens.
The mayor of kakalaka tried to run for president with a pig as his campaign manager.
My grandma moved to kakalaka because she thought it was a beach.
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So dumb you could confuse a chicken for a brain and still be proud of it.
He asked if the sun was going to come out tomorrow. I said, 'Dude, it’s 2 p. m. What are you doing?'
She tried to explain gravity by throwing a shoe at me.
My dog understands more than this guy.
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