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a total nutcase who thinks they’re the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise

My cousin tried to start a band with a goat. Kakakaker malaka.

He texted me at 3 AM to tell me he invented pizza. Kakakaker malaka.

She tried to buy the moon with monopoly money. Kakakaker malaka.

a human tornado of nonsense who talks to pigeons and thinks they’re giving him life advice

He asked a pigeon if it wanted to be a CEO. Kakakaker malaka.

She told a pigeon she was going to retire. Kakakaker malaka.

He offered a pigeon a job. Kakakaker malaka.

a person who has no idea what reality is and thinks they’re the main character of a very bad movie

He yelled at the clouds for not showing up to his movie premiere. Kakakaker malaka.

She tried to audition for a movie that no one knew about. Kakakaker malaka.

He told the sun he was fired. Kakakaker malaka.

a walking disaster who thinks they’re a superhero and everyone else is just in the way

He tried to save the world by throwing a sandwich at a fire. Kakakaker malaka.

She fought the vacuum cleaner like it was a villain. Kakakaker malaka.

He ran away from a mosquito like it was the devil. Kakakaker malaka.

a person who talks to socks and thinks they’re having a deep conversation about life

He asked his sock if it wanted to be a king. Kakakaker malaka.

She told her sock she was going to the moon. Kakakaker malaka.

He gave his sock a standing ovation. Kakakaker malaka.

a human who thinks they’re a wizard and everyone else is just a sidekick they forgot about

He tried to turn his mom into a chicken with a spell. Kakakaker malaka.

She cast a spell to make the fridge sing. Kakakaker malaka.

He summoned a ghost just to complain about traffic. Kakakaker malaka.