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When someone is so dumb they think a therapist is a magic pill and not a real person.
My cousin thinks going to therapy is like taking a potion to get smarter.
He tried to talk to his therapist like he was arguing with a vending machine.
He asked the therapist if she could fix his brain with a band-aid.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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When someone is so clueless they probably need a therapist to explain what a therapist is.
My neighbor tried to call his therapist and hung up when he heard a human voice.
He thought the therapist was a robot and tried to plug it in.
He asked the therapist if she could do his math homework for him.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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When someone is so brain-dead they need a therapist to teach them how to breathe.
He called his therapist and asked if she could just breathe for him.
He told the therapist he didn’t need help because he already knew how to breathe.
He walked out of therapy because he thought the therapist was breathing too loud.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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