Kakadu plum

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A crazy move where a guy shoves his junk into both the butt and the snatch of his woman, like he's trying to get a double whammy.
My cousin tried this and now he's stuck in a permanent state of confusion.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He said it felt like being hit by a truck and a fire truck at the same time.
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When a man decides to stuff his balls into the ass and the pussy of his girlfriend, like he’s trying to cheat on both at once.
He said it was like having two jobs at the same time.
She threw a pillow at him and called him a fool.
His friend said he looked like a confused goat.
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A guy putting his nuts in both the butt and the hole of his girl, like he's trying to take the cake and eat it too.
He said it was the worst and the best thing he ever did.
She laughed so hard she cried.
His mom said he was acting like a wild animal.
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