Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

My girlfriend talks to her cats in this stupid made-up language and it’s total nonsense

Me: Why are you yelling at the cat?

My girlfriend: Because it said *kakadoodlyah* and I had to respond.

Cat: *ignores her*

2

It's the dumbest thing my girlfriend says to her cats when she's high and doesn't care about anything

My girlfriend: *kakadoodlyah*!

Cat: *falls asleep*.

Me: What even is that?

3

This is what my girlfriend says to her cats like it's some kind of secret code and they actually understand it

Cat: *looks confused*.

My girlfriend: You're just pretending not to understand *kakadoodlyah*.

Me: I’m not even going to ask.

4

My girlfriend uses this word when she’s talking to her cats and she’s too lazy to think of anything else

My girlfriend: *kakadoodlyah*! Let’s go to the park.

Cat: *ignores her again*.

Me: Why do you even talk to them?

5

It’s what my girlfriend says to her cats when she’s trying to sound cool but it’s just total garbage

Cat: *blinks*.

My girlfriend: I’m cool because I say *kakadoodlyah*.

Me: You're not cool. You’re just weird.

6

This is my girlfriend’s stupid way of talking to her cats and she thinks it’s deep

Cat: *stares blankly*.

My girlfriend: *kakadoodlyah*, it’s a vibe.

Me: It’s not a vibe. It’s a waste of time.