Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A friend so good they might as well be family, but with more insults and fewer chores.

'You're my kakabokaka, even if you forgot my birthday again.'

'I’d save you from the fire, but you’d probably burn me too.'

'If we were on a desert island, I’d still throw rocks at you.'

2

A friend who’s basically your personal punching bag, but you love them anyway.

'You’re my kakabokaka, even if you punch me in the face during the game.'

'I’d defend you in a fight, but only if you stop calling me a chicken.'

'You’re the only one who’d laugh when I failed my math test.'

3

A friend who’s like a brother, but with more drama and less sense.

'You’re my kakabokaka, even if you argue with me over a pizza slice.'

'If we were in a movie, you’d be the one yelling at the screen.'

'You’re the only one who’d throw a tantrum over a lost sock.'

4

A friend who’s so loyal they’ll follow you into a fire, but only if you promise them snacks.

'You’re my kakabokaka, even if you only show up when there’s cake.'

'I’d save you from a monster, but only if you bring me pizza.'

'You’d be my backup plan if I got eaten by a dragon.'

5

A friend who’s like a sibling, but with more swearing and less cleaning.

'You’re my kakabokaka, even if you left a mess in my room again.'

'I’d back you up in a fight, but only if you stop calling me a loser.'

'You’re the only one who’d laugh when I spilled my coffee on my shirt.'

6

A friend who’s like a brother, but with more drama and even less sense.

'You’re my kakabokaka, even if you argue with me over a game.'

'I’d help you out, but only if you stop being so annoying.'

'You’re the only one who’d yell at me for forgetting your birthday.'