kak x zynther

My ex and I are still best friends. We’re both still trash but we still get along.

My cousin and her boyfriend are the best kind of trash. They fight every day but still make out like it’s 2012.

My mom and dad are still together because they’re both trash but they still argue about who’s the trashiest.

My brother and his wife are both failures but they’re still having fun failing together.

My friend and his girlfriend both failed their exams but they’re still making a mess of their lives.

My uncle and his girlfriend are both failures but they still laugh at each other’s stupid jokes.

My sister and her boyfriend are both messed up but they still understand each other.

My neighbor and his girlfriend are both messed up but they still live together.

My dad and his girlfriend are both messed up but they still argue about who’s the most messed up.

My friend and his girlfriend are both crazy but they still think they’re the sane ones.

My cousin and her boyfriend are both crazy but they still argue about who’s the most sane.

My brother and his girlfriend are both crazy but they still think they’re the only ones who aren’t.

My sister and her boyfriend are still friends even when they’re fighting every day.

My friend and his girlfriend are still friends even when they’re breaking up every week.

My neighbor and his girlfriend are still friends even when they argue about who’s the most annoying.