Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Dutch way of saying your penis is so bad it makes poop look good

My cousin went to Holland and came back with a kak lul

She said my dad’s kak lul was so bad it made the whole town stink

My brother called my teacher a kak lul during math class

2

A Dutch insult meaning your penis is so bad it should be banned from existence

He called my brother a kak lul after he peed on the floor

My mom said my dad’s kak lul was so bad it scared the neighbors

My friend got called a kak lul for wearing a shirt inside out

3

A Dutch way of saying your penis is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon

He said my dad’s kak lul was so smelly it could win a contest

My sister called my brother a kak lul after he ate a whole pizza

My teacher called my friend a kak lul during lunch break

4

A Dutch insult for a penis that’s so bad it’s not even worthy of being called a penis

My dad called my uncle a kak lul for forgetting his own name

My friend got called a kak lul for eating a whole cake

My brother said my teacher’s kak lul was so bad it made the chalkboard cry

5

A Dutch word for a penis that’s so bad it makes your face look sad

He said my dad’s kak lul made him cry

My sister got called a kak lul for wearing socks on her hands

My friend’s kak lul was so bad it made the whole class laugh

6

A Dutch way of saying your penis is so bad it should be put in a time-out

My dad got called a kak lul and had to sit in the corner

My brother’s kak lul was so bad it got a time-out

My friend’s kak lul was so bad it got a warning