Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Russian way to ask if you’re still alive and not getting roasted by life.

Kak dela? I'm alive but my dog just ate my homework. Again.

Kak dela? I'm fine, except I got yelled at by my mom and my math teacher.

Kak dela? I'm here, but I'm not sure why I'm still breathing.

2

A Russian way to say, 'How are you? Because I’m about to die.'

Kak dela? I’m about to die, but I’m still here.

Kak dela? I’m fine, but I’m also about to cry.

Kak dela? I’m alive, but I just got yelled at by my dad.

3

A Russian way to ask, 'How are you?' like you’re about to fail your life.

Kak dela? I’m failing my life, but I’m still here.

Kak dela? I’m okay, but I’m also failing my math test.

Kak dela? I’m alive, but my dog just ate my homework again.

4

A Russian way to ask, 'How are you?' like you're being tortured by life.

Kak dela? I'm being tortured by life and my math teacher.

Kak dela? I'm alive, but I'm also being tortured by my mom.

Kak dela? I'm here, but I feel like I'm being tortured by everything.

5

A Russian way to say, 'How are you?' like you’re about to cry and fail everything.

Kak dela? I’m about to cry and fail everything.

Kak dela? I’m alive, but I’m also about to fail my life.

Kak dela? I’m okay, but I’m also about to cry.

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A Russian way to ask, 'How are you?' like you're getting roasted by the universe.

Kak dela? I'm getting roasted by the universe and my math teacher.

Kak dela? I'm alive, but the universe is roasting me.

Kak dela? I'm okay, but I feel like I'm being roasted by everything.