Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Total garbage. Like the stuff that comes out of your butt when you eat too much junk food and forget to flush.

You said you'd finish this project. It's just kak.

This pizza is the worst. It tastes like kak.

That speech was kak. I fell asleep.

2

A South African way of saying 'shit.' It’s like when your mom says 'you're a kak' and you know you're in trouble.

My brother said I was a kak. He meant it.

Your math test was a kak. You failed.

That chicken was a kak. It tasted like it came from the sewer.

3

You're all talkin' kak. It's like when you promise to do something and then you just sit there and say nothing.

You said you'd help me. You're just talkin' kak.

That joke was kak. Nobody laughed.

I told you to clean your room. You're talkin' kak.

4

A slang word for 'shit.' It’s like when your dog eats your homework and you're just full of kak.

That dog ate my homework. I'm full of kak.

Your job is a kak. You're getting paid to do nothing.

That movie was a kak. I fell asleep twice.

5

Kak means a load of shit. It’s like when you get a surprise party and it’s just your dad wearing a wig.

That surprise party was a load of kak. It was just my dad wearing a wig.

You said you'd come. You're a load of kak.

That cake was a load of kak. It tasted like it came from the trash.

6

Kak is poo or something that comes out of your bumbum. It's like when you eat a whole bag of chips and then you go to the toilet.

You ate a whole bag of chips. Now you're going to the toilet. That's kak.

Your bumbum is full of kak. You need to go.

That chocolate was so bad, it was like kak.