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A friend who mocks you like you're a broken toilet but still shows up when you're crying in a public bathroom

'You’re still the worst. But I’ll still come to your funeral.'

'You failed your test. Again. But I’ll eat your face for you.'

'You’re gonna die. But I’ll be there with a pizza.'

The kind of friend who’ll laugh at your failures but still throw you a party when you fail again

'You flunked math again. Let’s get drunk and dance in the park.'

'You got fired. Let’s go eat tacos and laugh at you.'

'You cried like a baby. Now let’s go buy you a baby.'

A buddy who’ll insult you like you’re a piece of garbage but still shows up when you’re at your lowest

'You’re a piece of trash. But I’ll still clean you up.'

'You failed again. But I’ll still bring you snacks.'

'You cried in the hallway. But I’ll still laugh at you.'

A friend who’ll make fun of you like you’re a fool but still sticks with you when you're a total mess

'You’re a fool. But I’ll still bring you cake.'

'You failed your exam. But I’ll still throw you a party.'

'You cried in the school hallway. But I’ll still laugh at you.'

A pal who’ll roast you like you’re a dead fish but still shows up when you're having the worst day ever

'You’re a dead fish. But I’ll still bring you pizza.'

'You failed your test. But I’ll still throw you a party.'

'You cried in the classroom. But I’ll still laugh at you.'