Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your internet is so bad it thinks it's being tortured.

Bro my Zoom call looked like a horror movie.

I sent a text and it took 10 minutes to show up.

My Netflix just gave me a middle finger.

2

Your internet is so slow it’s basically on a break.

I tried to stream a cat video and it showed me a job interview instead.

My phone said loading and I’ve been waiting since the last president.

I sent a meme and it took longer than my ex’s texts.

3

Your internet is so broken it’s giving you a side-eye.

I tried to watch a movie and it showed me a math test.

My game just crashed and now it’s crying.

I posted a status and it took an hour to post.

4

Your internet is so weak it can’t even make a decision.

I opened a website and it gave me a personality quiz instead.

My video call looked like it was on a spaceship.

I tried to send a text and it went to my mom's phone.

5

Your internet is so bad it’s basically on vacation.

I tried to watch a movie and it showed me a tutorial on how to fix it.

My phone said loading and I’ve been waiting since lunch.

I tried to post a picture and it took forever to show up.

6

Your internet is so dead it’s not even breathing.

I tried to stream a song and it gave me a lecture.

My video call looked like it was from the Stone Age.

I sent a text and it took longer than my homework.