kajur

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Kajur is like the worst kind of date, dry, flavorless, and stuck in a desert for 10 years. It’s the fruit version of a brain-dead guy who still thinks he’s cool.
My uncle eats kajur like it’s a religion. I think he’s trying to get a date to punch him.
She brought kajur to the party and called it 'exotic.' Everyone left.
I tried to make a smoothie with kajur. It tasted like a camel’s regret.
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A kajur is a fruit so bad, it makes your teeth scream and your brain go numb. It’s like a date that got hit by a bus and forgot how to be a fruit.
My grandma gave me a kajur for my birthday. I threw it at my brother. He cried.
I tried to use kajur in my cake. Now my mouth smells like a landfill.
My friend ate a kajur and said it was 'like a bad day at school.'
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Kajur is the fruit that makes you feel like you’re eating a dead mouse in a sandstorm. It’s the worst date you’ll ever meet, and it’s probably related to your cousin.
I took a bite of kajur and immediately regretted it. I threw it at my teacher.
My dog ate kajur and now he’s doing the robot.
I tried to feed my baby kajur. He cried like he was being chased by a goat.
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