kajunkled

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you look so gross and your stuff is so messed up that people don’t even need to ask what’s wrong with you, they can tell just by looking at you
My dog slept in my cereal box and I still ate it. I am kajunkled.
I wore the same socks for two weeks. My roommate called me a human trash can.
My room is like a tornado hit it. I’m officially kajunkled.
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you are so dirty and your stuff is so broken that people think you live in a sewer and your stuff is from a landfill
I forgot to shower for a month. My coworkers think I work at a meat factory.
My phone is covered in pizza sauce and I still use it. I’m kajunkled.
My closet is full of clothes I never wore. I’m a walking disaster.
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you are so unkempt and your stuff is so trashy that people yell at you before they even know your name
My roommate walked in and screamed, ‘What the hell is this? You’re kajunkled!’
I wore my pants inside out and my shirt backward. My teacher called me a mess.
I had cereal for dinner, breakfast, and lunch. I’m a walking kajunkled.
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you are so gross and your stuff is so messed up that people don’t even want to be near you anymore
I didn’t brush my teeth for a week. My friends said I smelled like a dead raccoon.
My bed is full of pizza boxes and I still sleep on it. I’m kajunkled.
I wore my gym shorts to a party and everyone ran away.
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you are so dirty and your stuff is so broken that people think you are a monster and your stuff is from hell
I had a chicken in my room and it died. I still keep it. I’m kajunkled.
My laptop is covered in spaghetti and I still use it. People think I live in a kitchen.
I never washed my hair and my shirt is stained. I’m a human trash can.
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you are so messy and your stuff is so trashy that people throw things at you just to make you feel worse
My friend threw a sock at me because I didn’t shower. I’m kajunkled.
I had a banana in my backpack and it exploded. My teacher yelled at me.
My room is full of trash and I still eat in it. People think I’m a trash can.
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