Kajuan

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Kajuan is the man you wish was your dad. He’s like a genius who sees the future and tells you about it. He’s loyal if you’re loyal, but if you’re a dumbass who breaks his heart, he’ll probably punch you in the face.
Kajuan texted me: 'I saw this coming, you idiot.'
He told me before I cheated on him. I still cheated.
He protected me from my ex’s rage. I owed him a pizza.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajuan is the best man you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, he’s handsome, and he never lies. Unless you break his heart, and then he might lie about it to make you feel bad.
He told me, 'I knew you’d screw this up.'
He said he loved me. I believed him. Then I broke his heart.
He told me about my ex before I even met her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajuan is like a superhero who knows your secrets before you tell him. He’s smart, he’s loyal, and he’ll never betray you unless you’re a total idiot who ruins everything.
He knew I was gonna fail my test. He told me. I still failed.
He stayed loyal even when I cheated on him.
He told me about my ex’s plan before she even told me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajuan is the guy who knows everything before it happens. He’s smart, he’s brave, and he’ll never let you down unless you’re a total mess who can’t keep it together.
He knew I was gonna get fired. He told me. I still got fired.
He protected me from my ex’s rage. I thanked him with pizza.
He told me about my kid’s problems before they even happened.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajuan is the most loyal guy you’ll ever know. He’s smart, he’s brave, and if you ever hurt him, he’ll probably beat you up and tell everyone about it.
He told me about my ex’s plan before I even knew about it.
He beat up my ex for me. I thanked him with pizza.
He knew I was gonna fail my test. He told me. I still failed.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajuan is the guy who knows your secrets before you tell him. He’s smart, he’s brave, and he’ll never betray you unless you’re a total mess who can’t keep it together.
He told me about my ex’s plan before I even knew about it.
He beat up my ex for me. I thanked him with pizza.
He knew I was gonna get fired. He told me. I still got fired.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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